Shady Front - Calm Your T-ts Karen Sticker

Calm Your T--ts Karen Sticker: Wholesale Cross-Stitch Sarcasm Subverting traditional domestic needlework with unfiltered modern snark delivers an instant reaction on any retail floor. The Calm Your T--ts Karen Sticker pairs lush floral embroidery aesthetics and vintage sampler borders with a blunt command to de-escalate unnecessary drama. Perfect for shoppers dealing with micromanagers, entitled public meltdowns, or chaotic group chats, this high-contrast novelty piece converts passive browsing into quick impulse purchases across gift boutiques, stationery stores, and urban markets. Precision-cut to approximately 3 by 4 inches, each decal is manufactured from heavy-duty, outdoor-grade vinyl engineered to withstand rough handling, water exposure, and sunlight without peeling or fading. The residue-free adhesive backing bonds firmly to drinkware, phone cases, laptops, notebooks, and car windows, yet removes cleanly when swapped out. Compact and high-margin, it slots effortlessly into countertop spinner racks, register drop-bins, and curated sticker assortments. Calm Your T--ts Karen Sticker Specifications: * Product Type: Wholesale novelty vinyl sticker / satirical humor decal * Design Concept: Faux-needlepoint floral sampler featuring "CALM YOUR T--TS KAREN" typography * Dimensions: Approximately 3" W x 4" H * Material: Heavy-duty outdoor-rated commercial vinyl * Durability: Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and scratch-resistant * Adhesion: Clean-release adhesive backing (removable without marring surfaces) * Store Merchandising: Countertop spinner racks, register impulse displays, sticker bins, and gift bundles